Office Diaries

Every single day at work, I receive lots of harassing and stupid phone calls from clients and unknown persons. I’ve been doing it for over two years and my patience is wearing thin. Sometimes, I just want to scream or throw my keyboard away or kick my office chair so hard out of frustration. Some are cute, but other are just a tad irritating. Here goes my office diaries:
  • Me: Two Bedroom Premier is good for 4 persons.
  • Client: Kasya kaya dalawa dun?
  • Me: :|
  • Me: Two Bedroom Premier is good for 4 persons.
  • Client: Eh tatlo lang kami eh, okay lang yun?
  • Me: :/ amp
  • Me: Please fax it 711- then 4 zeros.
  • Client: Ah okay, 728-4444
  • Me: :(
  • Me: His last name is Keng. Let me spell it out for you. That’s Kilo, Echo, Nancy, Golf.
  • Client: Ah okay. Kego?
  • Me: :(
  • Me: Good morning. How may I assist you
  • Client: Ate, ikaw ba yung tumawag?
  • Me: *Leche
  • Me: Good morning. How may I assist you.
  • Client: Miss, ikaw ba yung nakausap ko kanina.
  • Me: Pfft. :|
  • Me: Let me just verify your email address. That C for charlie, H for hotel, E for echo, L for Lima, S for sierra..
  • Client: Ay hindi. Kaya naman pala di ko nareceive eh, mali yung pagkakainitndi mo. Pagkatapos ng L eh S. As in S for Sun. Hindi Sierra.
  • Me: Amfts.
  • Me: Please spell it out ma’am.
  • Client: That’s A for alpha, Q for cucumber…
  • Me: BWAHAHA.
  • Me: Please spell it out, sir.
  • Client: I’m not familiar with phonetic alphabets. Anyway, it’s B for birds, err L for love, A for apple, M for marriage…
  • Me: *cute*
To be honest, I had my share of office booboo too. This one’s the best so far.
  • Me: (After texting the boyfriend with lots of “I love you,” my phone rang.) Good morning Sales. This is love, este, Adz. How may I assist you?
Lol. Anyway, I just want less phone calls at work. Please stop calling our company. Hah. Just kidding.

Posted 1 month ago
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