Kid: “Yaya look, boats!”  
Yaya: “Dows are not boats, dey’re yachts.”  
Kid: “Yaya, spell yachts?”  
Yaya: “Yor rayt, dey are boats.”
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The eggs that yaya bought turned out to be rotten.  
She stormed back to the grocery and told the vendor:  
“Manong, ang baho ng itlog niyo!”
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My mom asked our yaya to buy Inquirer and Star.  
Our yaya came back and said: “Ma’am, wala pong Inquirer  
kaya bumili nalang po ako ng dalawang Star!”
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(Earlier) Mom: “Yaya, lagay mo yung pesto sa ref!”  
(Later) Son: “Yaya, nakita mo PS2 ko?”  
Yaya: “Nasa ref, pinalagay ng mama mo!”
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Just now my maid burned a hole in my uniform.  
I angrily asked her, “Paano mo naman nasunog to?”  
She answered: “Secret!”
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Mom: “Yaya, magluto ka na pag-alis ko ha!”  
Yaya: “Ano po lulutuin ko?”  
Mom: “It’s up to you.”  
(During dinner) Mom: “Yaya, bakit ketsup at tuyo ang ulam?”  
Yaya: “Diba nung tinanong ko kayo kung anong lulutuin ko,  
sabi niyo, ‘kitsup tuyo’!”
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Mom: “Bakit namatay ang aso?”  
Yaya: “Pinaliguan ko po ng laundry soap.”  
Mom: “Nakamamatay ba yun?”  
Yaya: “Ewan ko nga po eh, pag-off ko ng washing machine patay na.”